Stupid Letters to (and from) America

It was 1995 and I was spending a freezing winter stuck inside my house in the woods of North Sullivan, Maine. I got to wondering, if I wrote stupid letters to businesses and famous people, would they write back? With nothing much to do I got out my Almanac (pre-internet) and juiced up my old Smith-Corona electric typewriter and started writing.


(This is a fraction of them, I'll post more later)

Coca-Cola




Isreali Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin




United States Postmaster General




Wizard of Oz Club International




Pep Boys




Congressman Robert Dornan (R) CA




President Bill Clinton (D)

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Pope John Paul II




Ronald Reagan Presidential Library




National Investigation Committee on UFO's




Delta Airlines




Congressman Jim Nussle (R) Iowa




National Basketball Association




Congressman Newt Gingrich (R) Georgia




Bangor Daily News




National Coalition for the Homeless




Tony the Tiger




K-Mart




Flat Earth Society




Bureau of Indian Affairs




Motorola Inc.




McDonalds




Pope John Paul II (letter #2)




Senator Bob Dole




G. Gordon Liddy




Burger King




Israel Prime Minister, Yitzak Rabin




Dan Rather




General Mills Cereal




M. Eisner, Disney




Wal-Mart